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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Shia LaBoeuf, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, John Malkovich, Leonard Nemoy Canadian Rating: PG Despite the following things: My distaste for the first Transformers movie, My anger toward this genre of films from all the laziness that goes into making them, Michael Bay, … Continue reading

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X-Men: First Class

James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne Canadian rating: PG Dear Cuban Missile Crisis: It has come to my attention that you are boring. Get yourself together and come see me when you have a real problem. I really don’t … Continue reading

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Thor

Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings, Anthony Hopkins Canadian Rating: PG You are probably wondering what’s the deal with Pertobello? Did she retire? If so, that picture of her makes her look really young.    No, I did not retire. Here … Continue reading

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Matthew McConaughey, Marisa Tomei, Ryan Phillippe Canadian Rating: 14A Reviewing The Lincoln Lawyer has forced me to finally learn how to spell “McConaughey.” I have been avoiding this for years. This was a great movie. The Lincoln Lawyer pulls off … Continue reading

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Limitless

Bradley Cooper, Abbie Cornish, Robert De Niro Canadian Rating: 14A I am not sure how to review this movie. I guess if I were to imitate a “professional movie critic,” I would start with a quick note about my overall … Continue reading

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The King’s Speech

Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham-Carter Candian Rating: PG Originally I did not want to write a review for the King’s Speech. There were a few reasons for this. I was feeling kind of possessive. I felt so connected with … Continue reading

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The Green Hornet

Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz, Christoph Waltz Canadian Rating: PG Hello everyone! I have to say it felt a little weird last week posting my novel chapter because I was not directly communicating with you. So…how ARE you? So … Continue reading

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9.2 Cindy’s Version: Chapter Two

Nine lay under a low, make shift ceiling. It was made of sticks, newspapers, and other unrecognizable debris. He waited and watched as Two fiddled with the gadgets in his chest. Two had one arm doing the operating, and the … Continue reading

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9.2 Cindy’s Version: Chapter One

Nine looked around the room. It was his first time opening his eyes but everything still looked familiar. He was surrounded by silence, a silence that he just knew was unnatural. It wasn’t peaceful. It was empty and wanting more. … Continue reading

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The Social Network

Jesse Eisenberg, Andrew Garfield, Justin Timberlake Canadian Rating: 14A This is not an easy movie to review. Let me tell you why: I am not strongly opinionated on it, and that puts me in the awkward position of either making … Continue reading

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