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Transformers: Dark of the Moon

Shia LaBoeuf, Rosie Huntington-Whitely, John Malkovich, Leonard Nemoy Canadian Rating: PG Despite the following things: My distaste for the first Transformers movie, My anger toward this genre of films from all the laziness that goes into making them, Michael Bay, … Continue reading

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X-Men: First Class

James McAvoy, Michael Fassbender, Kevin Bacon, Rose Byrne Canadian rating: PG Dear Cuban Missile Crisis: It has come to my attention that you are boring. Get yourself together and come see me when you have a real problem. I really don’t … Continue reading

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Thor

Chris Hemsworth, Natalie Portman, Kat Dennings, Anthony Hopkins Canadian Rating: PG You are probably wondering what’s the deal with Pertobello? Did she retire? If so, that picture of her makes her look really young.    No, I did not retire. Here … Continue reading

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The Lincoln Lawyer

Matthew McConaughey, Marisa Tomei, Ryan Phillippe Canadian Rating: 14A Reviewing The Lincoln Lawyer has forced me to finally learn how to spell “McConaughey.” I have been avoiding this for years. This was a great movie. The Lincoln Lawyer pulls off … Continue reading

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Limitless

Bradley Cooper, Abbie Cornish, Robert De Niro Canadian Rating: 14A I am not sure how to review this movie. I guess if I were to imitate a “professional movie critic,” I would start with a quick note about my overall … Continue reading

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The King’s Speech

Colin Firth, Geoffrey Rush, Helena Bonham-Carter Candian Rating: PG Originally I did not want to write a review for the King’s Speech. There were a few reasons for this. I was feeling kind of possessive. I felt so connected with … Continue reading

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The Green Hornet

Seth Rogen, Jay Chou, Cameron Diaz, Christoph Waltz Canadian Rating: PG Hello everyone! I have to say it felt a little weird last week posting my novel chapter because I was not directly communicating with you. So…how ARE you? So … Continue reading

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